I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
They are going to name an STD after you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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