Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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