Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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