It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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