Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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