It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
