I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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