we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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