just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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