rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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