so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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