i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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