Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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