if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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