I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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