I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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