Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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