I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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