Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I want a musical about memes.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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