do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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