I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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