I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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