I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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