I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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