every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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