She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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