He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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