why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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