It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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