All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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