Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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