Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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