bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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