I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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