Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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