So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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