my vag is so smooth its legendary
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
