i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
