We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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