I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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