I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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