your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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