I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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