She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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