If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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