i need an iv and a liver transplant
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
