Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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