so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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