You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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