I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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