I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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