I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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