we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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