saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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