I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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