I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
its liver damage thursday
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
