Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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