Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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